he more [X]'s the dumber you are.


18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[x ] You just tried to sing them.


[] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[ x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.


[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
 

[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[x] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[ x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
 

Respost as "I've done x out of 36 stupid things."

wow i have done a lot of stupid things haha!