\"I\'m gonna make him an offer he can\'t refuse.\" -The Godfather \"So, it\'s a two-bedroom one-bath make-your-friends-hate-ya?\" -Seinfeld \"Did you find out who stabbed him?\" \"Yeah, it turns out it was his ex-girlfriend.\" \"Well, you\'re not going near this hooligan anymore.\" \"Well, I don\'t know. I mean, think about it, Jerry. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy. You know, it\'s kind of a compliment.\" \"Yeah, too bad he didn\'t get shot. He could have been the one.\" - Jerry and Elaine-Seinfeld \"It\'s more like a full-body dry heave set to music.\" - George, on Elaine\'s dancing style.-Seinfeld \"I can\'t go to a bad movie by myself! What am I gonna do? Make sarcastic remarks to strangers?\"-Seinfeld \"I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can\'t smell it; can\'t eat it; can\'t taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, \"Well, here it is. You can\'t have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.\"-Seinfeld \"The Chalk Outline guy\'s got a good job.Not too dangerous -- the criminals are long gone. I guess these are people who wanted to be sketch artists but they couldn\'t draw very well. \"Uh, listen, Jon, forget the sketches, do you think if we left the dead body right there on the sidewalk you could manage to trace around it?\" How does that help them solve the crime? They look at the thing on the ground, \"Oh, his arm was like that when he hit the pavement. The killer must have been... Jim.\"-Seinfeld \"You can measure distance by time. \"How far away is it?\" \"Oh, about 20 minutes.\" But it doesn\'t work the other way. \"When do you get off work?\" \"Around 3 miles.\"-Seinfeld