nice... to me, its ALWAYS amazingly funny. i can quote half of the movie. here r some funny quotes from the movie... It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child\'s play compared to what surely awaited me. -Ralphie as Adult Only I didn\'t say \"Fudge.\" I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the \"F-dash-dash-dash\" word! -Ralphie as Adult I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed. -Ralphie as Adult Football? Football? What\'s a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out \'football\'.A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! -Ralphie as Adult No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! -Ralphie You\'ll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid -Santa I TRIPLE dog dare ya! -Schwartz Stuck? Stuck. It\'s Stuck. It\'s STUCK!!! -Flick Holy cow! It\'s the fire department! -Boy in School Daddy\'s gonna kill Ralphie! -Randy Or, it could be a bowling alley! -Mr. Parker