Things to think about...

- He who laughes last, thinks the slowest

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the WRONG lane.

- Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

- Okay, so what's the speed of dark?

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- So what happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- Before giving a piece of your mind, make sure there is enough to spare.

FOUR STAGES OF LIFE

- You believe in Santa Clause

- You don't believe in Santa Clause

- You are Santa Clause

- You look like Santa Clause

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