Things to think about...
- He who laughes last, thinks the slowest
- When everything's coming your way, you're in the WRONG lane.
- Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.
- Okay, so what's the speed of dark?
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
- So what happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Before giving a piece of your mind, make sure there is enough to spare.
FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
- You believe in Santa Clause
- You don't believe in Santa Clause
- You are Santa Clause
- You look like Santa Clause