Maria Andrew
OMG MO U ARE NEVER ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Maria Andrew
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Moriah Montgomery
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse or significant other is taking their sweet time:
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, \"I think we\'ve got a Code 3 in housewares,\" and see what happens.
Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to \"10.\"
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Put a bag of M&M\'s on layaway.
Move \"Caution: Wet Floor\" signs to carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you\'ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, \"Why won\'t you people just leave me alone?\"
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with Pokemon vs. the X-Men.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
Switch the men\'s and women\'s signs on the doors of the restrooms.
Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from \"Mission Impossible.\"
Set up a \"Valet Parking\" sign in front of the store.
In the auto department, practice your \"Madonna\" look with various funnels.
Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like \"pick me! pick me!!\"
When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume \"It\'s those voices again!\"
If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don\'t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
Go into the dressing room and yell real loud, \"Hey, we\'re out of toilet paper in here!\"
Moriah Montgomery
The lake
Grey, foreboding
Welcomes the sky
Grey, canceling the sun
Promising dark rain
Cold winds
And the depth of thunder cracks.
A streak
Of light
What is it?
Nay, it be not lightning
It be not anything
But an angel
Here for a girl
Who has Long since learned
That parents are put on this earth
To hurt their children.
She does not know this is not true,
But yet
Maybe for her
The pain ends here
With an angel.
:cry:
Maria Andrew
that alysum thing i heard that before its stupid :roll:
Maria Andrew
BUMPER STICKERS
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
I don\'t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
Maria Andrew
More bumper stickers
You\'re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
Don\'t get me mad! I\'m running out of places to hide the bodies!
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
Grow your own dope, plant a man
Always remember you\'re unique.Just like everyone else!
Moriah Montgomery
luv the background. u think what i left on Kiki\'s profile was sad? I\'ll leave u a funnier one.
Moriah Montgomery
at an Asylum, there was a man and a woman who were disturbed friends. :) :) everyday they sat by the pool. one day, the man slipped in the water. The woman jumped in 2 save him. The workers decided she was safe to go out in the real world, but they said also right after she saved the man, he hung himself. no, she said. I hung him there to dry! :D :D :D :D
Maria Andrew
Moriah=cool+funny+WIERD+nice+loving+A GREAT FRIEND :D :lol: :D :lol: :!:
Maria Andrew
add on to last comment
+needs TO ANSWER MESSAGES!!!!!!! :!: :x
Maria Andrew
thats really sad what u left on kikis wakk about the dad thingamabob :cry: :cry: :cry:
Moriah Montgomery
AHHHH! I CAN\"T SEE!!!!!!
Too..... many..... little..... green guys...... pain.....
jk they are cute!
do u like my background? :D
Grrinz,
momontgo
Maria Andrew
mo since this is the only way to get your attention is to put it on your wall i am gonna put it on your wall
GO ON GMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!! :x :x :x