Alyssa Richard

the more [X]'s the dumber you are.


18 or lower means you're not stupid.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
So far: 3x

[] You have ran into a tree.
[x] It IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.
[] You just tried to sing them.
so far: 5x

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] Your hair is blonde.
[x] People have called you slow.
So far: 12x

[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[] You've fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
So far: 14x

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
[] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
So far: 17x

[] You have eaten a bug.
[] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand or pocket
So far: 19x

[] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
So far: 19x

[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you
[] You sometimes tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far:21x

[x] When you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling
[x] The word "umm" is used many times a day.
So far: 23x 

Name: alyssa

DOB: july13

Birthplace: not sure

Current location couch 

Eye color:the more i look at them their green 

Height: 5'2 
Heritage:
Piercings:my ears 
Tattoos:nope

 Hair Color:blonde...oh yeah im not stupid...well i kinda am

Favorite: 
Band/Singer:nutin specific 
Song: curtesy of the u s of a...stand in the rain...and i dont care about wat other people think...and the theme song on the buz on maggie

Genre of Music: country and christian

Color(s): dark green,orange, and black but only when its with lime green

TV show(s):animal cops,dirty jobs, and uncut and untamed
Movie(s): first sunday,the goonies, without a paddle, white chicks

Food:dont know 

Store: pestmart

#:7,13,57

Drink:beer with roots, coke, pepsi

Clothing: basket ball shorts, big shirt,and no shoes

Shoe Brand: no shoes

Animal: all of em

Pizza topping: peperoni

Season: summer

Month: dont care  just not january

Holiday:dont know 
Flower:fake

This or That: 
Sunny or rainy: both 

Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

Fruit or veggie: chocolate

Night or day: both t

Sour or sweet: depends

Love or money:most definitely money

Phone or in person: in person
Poor & happy or rich & miserable: poor and happy
Looks or personality:both
Coffee or tea: neither

Hot or cold: hot

Your: 
Goal for this year: idk
Most missed memory: dont know

Best physical feature:idk

First thought waking up: i have to p

Future: 
Do you wanna get married: maybe

Do you wanna have kids: maybe

If so, how many: 1

Do you wanna go to college:yeah. ..i have to do sumtin with my life

Do You: 
Dance in the rain: onced

Smoke: no

Drink: have to to live 
Shower daily: no

Like thunderstorms: depends

Curse: no 
Sing: not good but yeah

Get along with your parents: yes

Other Questions: 
Can you whistle:yeah 

Right or left handed: right
Your bedtime: dont have one

Biggest fear: idk

3 things you can't live without: God,family and friends and animals
Color of your room: yellow walls red carpet
Siblings:sis and bro
Middle name: ann without an e

Pets: yep...22 dogs...2cats...10 birds...leopard gecko witch comes to a total of 35

Nicknames:eliza jane,bon qui qui,napolean.toodlepops
For or against gay marriage: definitely against...gays r just gross
Thoughts on abortion: its murder

Do you wear contacts/glasses: contacts

Are you afraid of the dark:no