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Famous

Hey everybody i might become famous hope you tell everybody you knew me before i was famous.Laughing
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26 Things 2 Do In An Elevator

26 Things to do on an Elevator 26 THINGS 2 DO IN AN ELEVATOR

1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) When someone gets on scream and jump like they are the main act at a concert

17) Call out, "Group Hug!” and then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!

19) Open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"

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Wow! Wake up call!

Dear God:
   
    Why didn't you save the school children at ?. ..
   
    Moses Lake , Washington 2/2/96
    Bethel , Alaska 2/19/97
    Pearl , Mississippi 10/1/97
    West Paducah , Kentucky 12/1/97
    Stamp, Arkansas 12/15/97
    Jonesboro , Arkansas 3/24/98
    Edinboro , Pennsylvania 4/24/98
    Fayetteville , Tennessee 5/19/98
    Springfield , Oregon 5/21/98
    Richmond , Virginia 6/15/98
   
    Littleton , Colorado 4/20/99
    Taber , Alberta , Canada 5/28/99
    Conyers , Georgia 5/20/99
    Deming , New Mexico 11/19/99
    Fort Gibson , Oklahoma 12/6/99
    Santee , California 3/ 5/01
    El Cajon , California 3/22/01   and
    Blacksburg, VA 4/16/07 ?
   
    Sincerely,
   
    Concerned Student
   
    -----------------------------------------------------
   
    Reply:
   
    Dear Concerned Student:
    Sorry,
   
    I am not allowed in schools. 
   
    Sincerely,
   
    God
   
    ----------------------------------------------------------
   
    How did this get started?...
   
    -----------------
   
    Let's see,
    I think it started when Madeline Murray O'Hare complained
    She didn't want any prayer in our schools.
   
    And we said, OK.
   
    ------------------
   
    Then,  someone said you better not:

            Read the Bible in school;
            the Bible that says
            "thou shalt not kill,
            Thou shalt not steal,
            And love your neighbors as yourself,"
           
            And we said, OK...
           
            -----------------
           
            Dr. Benjamin Spock said
            We shouldn't spank our children
            When they misbehaved
            Because their little personalities
            Would be warped and we might damage their self-esteem.
           
            And we said,
            An expert should know what he's talking about
            So we won't spank them anymore..
           
            ------------------
           
            Then someone said
            Teachers and principals better not
            Discipline our children when they misbehave.
            And the school administrators said
            No faculty member in this school
            Better touch a student when they misbehave
            Because we don't want any bad publicity,
            And we surely don't want to be sued.
           
            And we accepted their reasoning...
           
            ------------------
           
            Then someone said,
            let's let our daughters have abortions if they want,
            And they won't even have to tell their parents.
           
            And we said, that's a grand idea.
           
            ------------------
           
            Then some wise school board member said,
            Since boys will be boys
            And they're going to do it anyway,
            let's give our sons all the condoms they want,
            So they can have all the fun they desire,
            And we won't have to tell their parents they got them at school.
           
            And we said, that's another great idea...
           
            ------------------
           
            Then some of our top elected officials said
            It doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we do our jobs.
           
            And we said,
            It doesn't matter what anybody,  including the President,
            Does in private as long as we have jobs and the economy is good....
           
            ------------------
           
            And someone else took that appreciation a step further
            And published pictures of nude children
            And then stepped further still by
            Making them available on the Internet.
           
            And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech....
           
            ------------------
           
            And the entertainment industry said,
            let's make TV shows and movies that promote
            Profanity, violence and illicit sex...
            And let's record music that encourages
            Rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and satanic themes...
           
            And we said,
            it's just entertainment
            And it has no adverse effect
            And nobody takes it seriously anyway,
            So go right ahead.
           
            ------------------
           
            Now we're asking ourselves
            Why our children have no conscience,
            Why they don't know right from wrong,
            And why it doesn't bother them to
            Kill strangers, classmates or even themselves.
           
            ------------------
           
            Undoubtedly,
            If we thought about it long and hard enough,
            We could figure it out.
            I'm sure it has a great deal to do with...
           
            "WE REAP WHAT WE SOW"
           
            ------------------
           
            Pass it on
            If you think it has merit!
            If not then just discard it...
            But if you discard this thought process,
            Then don't you dare sit back and complain about
            What bad shape this country is in!!
           
             
             Why is it our children cannot read a Bible in school, but    can in
Prison?
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Kids shouldnt hve 2 go through this

no kid should have to go through thismy name is Chris > > > >I am three, > > > >My eyes are swollen > > > >I cannot see, > > > >I must be stupid > > > >I must be bad, > > > >What else could have made > > > >My daddy so mad? > > > >I wish I were better > > > >I wish I weren't ugly, > > > >Then maybe my mommy > > > >Would still want to hug me. > > > >I cant do a wrong > > > >I cant speak at all > > > >Or else im locked up > > > >All day long. > > > >When im awake im all alone > > > >The house is dark > > > >My folks arent home > > > >When my mommy does come home > > > >I'll try and be nice, > > > >So maybe ill just get > > > >One whipping tonight. > > > >I just heard a car > > > >My daddy is back > > > >From Chariles bar. > > > >I hear him curse > > > >My name is called > > > >I press myself > > > >Against the wall > > > >I try to hide > > > >From his evil eyes > > > >Im so afraid now > > > >I'm starting to cry > > > >He finds me weeping > > > >Calls me ugly words, > > > >He says its my fault > > > >He suffers at work. > > > >He slaps and hits me > > > >And yells at me more, > > > >I finally get free > > > >And run to the door > > > >Hes already locked it > > > >And i start to bawl, > > > >He takes me and throws me > > > >Against the hard wall > > > >I fall to the floor > > > >With my bones nearly broken, > > > >And my daddy continues > > > >With more bad words spoken, > > > >"Im sorry!", I scream > > > >But its now much to late > > > >His face has been twisted > > > >Into a unimaginable shape > > > >The hurt and the pain > > > >Again and again > > > >O please God, have mercy! > > > >O please let it end! > > > >And he finally stops > > > >And heads for the door > > > >While i lay there motionless > > > >Sprawled on the floor > > > >My name is Chris > > > >I am three, > > > >Tonight my daddy > > > >Murdered me > > > >And you can help > > > >Sickens me to the soul, > > > >And if you read this > > > >and dont pass it on > > > >I pray for your forgivness
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hey u told me 2 write on ur wall so thats what im doin. lol :lol:
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Life is bad!!!!!

my life's pretty bad and i do something about it except im afraid ill do something wrong well hope my life gets better on my birthday( may 15).

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26 Things 2 Do In An Elevator
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Wow! Wake up call!
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Kids shouldnt hve 2 go through this
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hey u told me 2 write on ur wall so thats what im doin. lol :lol:
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Life is bad!!!!!

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