chandler perry

you might be a redneck if... -u'r belt buckle weighs more than three pounds -if ur daddy walks you to school 'cuz u'r both in the same grade -if u've ever tried to drown a fish -if going to the bathroon involves going outside -if u actually like spam (never tried it) -if u'r baby's 1st words were "attention k-mart shoppers" -if u can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter -if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "drivers, star you engines" -if ur idea of summer vacation is running through the sprinkler in ur front yard -if u think "hooked on phonics" is a fishin' show on t.v. now, i didn't realize this 'til now, but i'm a redneck! (and i love it, too!) =)