Andrew Massie

You know you live in 2006 when... 1.) u accidentally enter ur password on a microwave 2.) u havent played solitaire with real cards in years 3.) the reason for not staying in touch with ur friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace 4.) youd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv 6.) ur boss doesnt even have the ability to do your job 7.) u read this list & keep nodding and smiling 8.) as you read this list u think about sending it to all your friends 9.) and you were too busy to notice #5 10.) u actually scrolled back up to check that there was a #5 11.) & now youre laughing at ur stupidity 12.) Put this in ur profile if u fell for it

One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy Teacher: Tommy do you see the tree outside? Tommy: Yes. Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? Tommy: Yes. Teacher: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky. Tommy: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky. Teacher: Did you see God? Tommy: No. Teacher: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist. A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy: Little girl: Tommy, do you see the tree outside? Tommy:Yes Little girl: Tommy do you see the grass outside? Tommy: Yessssss! Little girl: Did you see the sky? Tommy: Yessssss! Little girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher? Tommy: Yes. Little girl: Do you see her brain? Tommy: No. Little girl: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one! BURN! "FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT" 2 CORINTHIANS 5:7 *Repost, If you believe in GOD! Repost as burn