connor stone

karen, a Midwestern house wife, took her first trip to las Vegas last year. she had done very well playing the slot machines, winning a bucket full of quarters. karen needed a break, and she left the casino heading toward the elevators, taking her bucket with her.

she steps into the elevator before the doors shut, four beefy, leather-clad african-american men step in. karen (never having spent much time with african americans) clutches her bucket close to her body.

one of the man say "hit the floor, lady," and she does:quarters fly everywhere. the men bust up laughing. and theyhelp karen collect her winnings. one of the men explainsthat he meant for her to select the floor. they help her collect her quarters and the elevator arrives at her floor. she leaves embarrassed, and the men are still laughing.

later that evening, a dozen roses are delivered to karen's room. there is a one hundred dollar bill attached to each rose. the note attached read:

             "thank you for the best laugh i've had in years!