Ryan DePrimo

 there wuz a boy and his teacher told him 2 learn the first three letters of the alphabet so he went home and asked his sister what the first letter of the alphabet wuz his sister said shut-up so he asked his dad and he wuz watching football and saying 49ers 49ers so he asked his mom she said my buns r burning my buns r burning so the next day at skool his teacher asked him wat the first 3 letters of the alphabet he said shut-up!!!!!!!!!she said go 2 the principals office the principal asked how many spanks he wanted he said 49ers 49ers so after the spanking and hollering wuz over the principal asked how he felt and he said my buns r burning my buns r burning