tyler thompson

it all started when i was born back then you could buy a candy bar for a nickel and gas for 15 cents the year was 1987 and the whole world was in love with the newly invented microwave oven it was 30 pounds and 5 feet wide smallest size yet i grew up in a small trailer park outside of town where we were segregated because we were indians life was tough growing up an only child with two other siblings but i got by and it only made me tougher my parents couldnt afford to send me to public school so i had to teach myself to read and write from an old school book i found in my neighbors trash i havent got to the chapter that teaches punctuation which is why there is a lack of periods commas and apostraphies anyway we got robbed when i was a kid but instead of them taking everything in the house they stole our whole mobile home so we had to move to broken arrow and i joined a band of traveling trapese artist that called themselves the gazelda sisters meanwhile my parents won the lottery and struck oil on there newly acquired property but just just when our luck seemed to turn up the worst happened they spent all the lottery money on oil pumping equiptment and then the oil turneed out to be melted choclate waste that the hershey company was illegally pumping into the ground and if that was bad enough i broke my back in a bar fight and could no longer fly with the gazelda sisters so my family sold the oil equipment and bought a house down the street and i joined the army where i was dishonorably discharged for wetting the bed so i moved back in with my parents only to discover that a band of gypsies had sold my parents into slavery and the only way to get them back was to design and sell my own line of clothing for them so i did for 15 years and it became quite popular the name was new army but when they finally took over i think the switched it to old navy i think so anyway after getting my g.e.d. i enrolled in tcc met a girl and took over my churches youth program and now im here