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A Christmas Story

meownip

16 year(s) ago

Okay, im not one who likes Christmas specials, but this movie is SSOOO funny!:woohoo: who's with me!?!

meownip

16 year(s) ago

nice... to me, its ALWAYS amazingly funny. i can quote half of the movie. here r some funny quotes from the movie... It was all over - I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Hmmph. Mere child's play compared to what surely awaited me. -Ralphie as Adult Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word! -Ralphie as Adult I have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed. -Ralphie as Adult Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up! -Ralphie as Adult No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle! -Ralphie You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, Kid -Santa I TRIPLE dog dare ya! -Schwartz Stuck? Stuck. It's Stuck. It's STUCK!!! -Flick Holy cow! It's the fire department! -Boy in School Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie! -Randy Or, it could be a bowling alley! -Mr. Parker

meownip

16 year(s) ago

lolz i like it when his brother wont eat so his mom has him eat like a piggy lolz

javie

15 year(s) ago

I am. It's fantastic! one of my all time favorite movies

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