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noitin much u? I MADE THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD FOR MY SCHOOL!!! so ya that\'s all
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Hey! what\'s up? :D
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About Me

 Remember when the mall was cheap, and gas prices were low??? yepp, those were the days...

My name's Kimberly. If you don't already know that then why are you even on my page.  I am a cheerleader at MHS.  I am a Christian and I love God more than anything. He will always be my #1. The Lord has blessed me with the ability to sing and play the guitar. If I allow you to touch my guitars, you know you're a special person. I attend Russell Baptist Church and it is the BEST church ever! I have made so many friends there and they are always there for me no matter what situation I may be in. They are all so amazing. I love meeting new people and making new friends.  Some people think I'm shy, but for the people who really know me, well, you know what I'm like. =]

 

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Crazy thoughts

-If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

-If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

 

-If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

 

-Do penguins have knees?

 

-Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

 

 -Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

 

-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

 

-You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

 

-Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

 

-Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

 

-How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

 

-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

 

-Why are red buttons always the most important?

 

-Would you die if you didn't pee?

 

-How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

 

-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?

Rabbits don't lay eggs.

 

-Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

 

-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

 

-Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

 

-Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?

 

-Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

 

-Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?

 

-Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

 

-Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

 

-Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

 

-Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

 

-Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

 

-You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

 

-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

 

-Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

 

-Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

 

-Do fish get cramps after eating?

 

-Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

 

-If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

 

-Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

 

-Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

 

-Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

 

-Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog buns come in packs of 10?

 

-What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

 

-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

 

-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

 

-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

 

-Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

 

-Do birds pee?

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Things to think about...

Things to think about...

- He who laughes last, thinks the slowest

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the WRONG lane.

- Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines.

- Okay, so what's the speed of dark?

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- So what happens if you get scared half to death, twice? 

- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- Before giving a piece of your mind, make sure there is enough to spare.

 

FOUR STAGES OF LIFE

- You believe in Santa Clause

- You don't believe in Santa Clause

- You are Santa Clause

- You look like Santa Clause

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Brooke Morris
noitin much u? I MADE THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD FOR MY SCHOOL!!! so ya that\'s all
Brooke Morris
noitin much u? I MADE THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD FOR MY SCHOOL!!! so ya that\'s all
Kimberly Englund
Hey! what\'s up? :D
Brooke Morris
hi kimberly!!!!!!!!!
Brooke Morris
hi kimberly!!!!!!!!!
Brooke Morris
hi kimberly!!!!!!!!!
Brooke Morris
hi kimberly!!!!!!!!!
Brooke Morris
hi kimberly!!!!!!!!!
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Brooke Morris
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About Me
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Things to think about...

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