-If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
-If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
-If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?
-Do penguins have knees?
-Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
-Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?
-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?
-You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?
-Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?
-Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?
-How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?
-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
-Why are red buttons always the most important?
-Would you die if you didn't pee?
-How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.
-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?
Rabbits don't lay eggs.
-Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"
-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
-Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
-Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?
-Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?
-Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?
-Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?
-Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
-Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
-Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?
-Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
-You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
-Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
-Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
-Do fish get cramps after eating?
-Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
-If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
-Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
-Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
-Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?
-Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog buns come in packs of 10?
-What was the best thing before sliced bread?
-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
-Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
-Do birds pee?
