-If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

-If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

-If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

-Do penguins have knees?

-Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

-Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

-Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

-Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

-You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

-Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground?

-Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that state :'Caution: May Cause Drowsiness?

-How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

-Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

-Why are red buttons always the most important?

-Would you die if you didn't pee?

-How's come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

-Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs?

Rabbits don't lay eggs.

-Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"

-What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

-Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

-Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?

-Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

-Why isn't the caps lock capitalized?

-Is it legal to name your kid "Anonymous"?

-Who was in the kitchen with Dina?

-Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?

-Why is shampoo clear but conditioner not?

-Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

-You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

-Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

-Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

-Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

-Do fish get cramps after eating?

-Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?

-If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?

-Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

-Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?

-Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids?

-Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog buns come in packs of 10?

-What was the best thing before sliced bread?

-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

-Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

-If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

-Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

-Do birds pee?

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